Top definition. An ass that is so flat and unremarkable that it appears as though a person's legs are hooked directly to their back, and there is no ass in between. People with ass leg syndrome frequently wear pants that jack way up their crack, usually causing shit stains in their undergarments. People who are afflicted with this particular abnormality do not ever get laid because candidates for sexual activity have significant difficulty in finding the ass legged person's crotch, which is of course a prerequisite for sex. Dude1: Damn, I'm really drunk and I need to get laid.
Our height difference kind of got in the way of all that intimacy that comes with getting to look your partner in the eyes when you orgasm. But the positions that have worked for me have worked magnificently. Here are five positions for my fellow shorties out there.